It was high noon in the wild west town of Aotearoa.
Sheriff Cabinet Ministers was busy at his desk, sorting through citizens submissions, when Deputy “Greenie” Shaw bursts into the room. “Sheriff, it’s the Climate Breakdown Gang again. They’re back and causing trouble. If we don’t do something, somebody’s going to get hurt!”
This is a companion discussion topic for the original entry at https://coalaction.org.nz/politics/satire/high-noon-in-aotearoa-part-1